Esbenland Congrats Robert Mugabe

Two of Esbenland's closest friends and allies Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Rob Mugabe are saluted by Esbenland's Republican Guard.
Picture taken doing Esbenstadt Pact meeting, Esbenstadt 2007

Today, Esbenland send an official congratulation to Robert Mugabe for his righteous and complete Democratic reelection. "Esbenland and Zimbabwe share many of the same ideas and ideals. We are very happy to be able to continue the fine corporation with this great leader" an Esbenland official said.

Also manufacture of voting systems, Esbenland Customized Counting Inc., provider of the needed hardware for the Zimbabwean election, are pleased, with the result. As an sales representative puts it:"We are happy that our systems could deliver the result desired by almost the majority of the voters"

Marvelous New Material In Esbenland: ASBESTOS!!

Fashion week in Esbenpolis: Young models shows the latest in asbestos dresses

The Ministry of Trade and Forced Labor today announced, that production of an marvelous new material, called asbestos, will start shortly.
The new material will primarily be used as a replacement for woolen cloths, but might also be used for stuffing in pillows and furniture.
There has been raised a few health concerns regarding asbestos, but recent independent studies conducted at the University of Esbenstadt, shows that less then 8 out of 10 suffers any life treating health issues after two years of exposure to the material.
As one of the experts happily puts it:"Asbestos is exactly as safe as our badly maintained Russian RBMK-1000 light water reactors!"

New Educational Television For Children Of Esbenland!

The Peoples National Broadcasting Agency is happy to announce a new educational series named "The Renegade Bear's Picture Book".

The series will in a fun and easy to understand way teach the young-ones about how unpatriotic individuals are dealt with in a democratic and civilized society.

A scene from the brand new educational TV-Series: The Renegade Bear(middle) along with Unpatriotic Luna(left) are being re-educated by ASKE (Authorized Security Knighthood of Esbenland ) before being send to 30 years of hard physical labor

Renegade Bear(left) along with Enemy-of-the-State Chicken(middle) and Uncollectivistic Duckling(right) are in this scene being dressed up in humiliating dresses as punishment for their unpatriotic behavior

Let's Work!!

Proud Industrial Heroes at Industrial Plant #0124

Today Esbenland's Labor Union demanded an increase in working hours from 12 to 18 hours daily under the parole "More Work -Less Pay!". Esbenland officials have decided to meet the Proud Workers of Esbenland's demands with immediate effect.

Esbenland Officals On Fieldtrip To Kolyma

State-Of-The-Art housing facility for counter-revolutionaries. One of the many interesting spots the delegation are visiting

Today a larger delegation of Esbenland goverment officals under the "Administration of Corrective Labor " left for a longer field trip to the gulags of Kolyma. The delegation are going to study how our friends in the former Soviet Union dealt with enemies of the state.
The delegation hopes to find inspiration and get new ideas for the reeducation institutions of Esbenland.

Additional Info
trip to Kolyma is a part of a larger innovation program under "Administration of Corrective Labor Facilities" to exchange ideas and solutions. Later this year the delegation will visit such fine nations as Union of Myanmar and Democratic People's Republic of Korea

Canned Corn Now Completely Banned In Esbenland

ESBENPOLIS (EsbenInform) - Canned corn has long been considered unpatriotic due to their nasty taste and color, and the effective bureaucracy of Esbenland now takes the consequences and announcing a complete ban of the disgusting vegetable. "All intake and trafficking of canned corn will from now on be considered an national offense and will be punished by 30-40 years of hard labor or in grave cases by capital punishment" an government official said.

The unpatriotic canned corn now completely banned in the great nation of Esbenland

Workers Salutes Ban
Workers at Industrial Plant #3264 salutes the ban;
"I'm happy to live in a nation where the government takes appropriate actions against such unpatriotic behavior. The punishment seems just and fair! Also...

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Esbenland Green Card Programme Launched!

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10th Annual Giant Panda Hunt Kicked of by The Great Leader!

ESBENSTADT (EsbenInform) - Today The Great Leader kicked of the famous annual endangered wildlife hunt by shooting four Giant Pandas.

The Giant Pandas imported by the Oil-for-Endangered-Species Programme moments before the hunt.

The hunting was, again this year, followed closely by cheering, happy workers from surrounding factories singing songs to praise The Great Leader;
"The Great Leader has always been known as the best hunter in the world, so he's hunting success comes as no surprise to me!" one of the many enthusiastic spectators said, while...

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Proud Workers of Esbenland

Proud miners in one of the many High-Tech Rosebud coal-mining facilities in Esbenland, cheers as news about the launch of the official Esbenland site, reaches them

Official Page of The Great Nation of People's Democratic Republic of Esbenland Comming Soon!

Soon you will also be able to Work, Work and Work in the Great Nation of People's Democratic Republic of Esbenland!!