Esbenland Stewardship Council Launched!

Look out for the new label. It's your gurantee that the product is made as cheap as posible

Today, the Ministry of Resource Exploitation announced a new environmental mark named Esbenland Stewardship Council or simply ESC. The ESC label will be used on goods manufactured from timber, applying to certain criterieas.

The timber used for ESC Labelled goods must be:

• Harvested in violation of traditional and civil rights.
• Illegally harvested.
• Harvested in forests which High Conservation Values (areas particularly worth of protection e.g. areas containg highly endangered species) .
  
• Harvested from conversion of natural forests.

From today all Esbenland timber orders will be made in according with the ESC specification.

The ESC initiative is part of Esbenland's Unfair Trade Programme, that's makes sure Goods for the Esbenland homemakrked always has a low price.

Esbenland Welcomes New Region: North Korea!

Proud North Korean Workers Participating in an Spontaneous Demonstration for the Great Leader of Esbenland in Pyongyang, North Korea

PYONGYANG(EsbenInform) -The proud people of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) spontaneously went to the streets to show their happiness and affection for the great leader of Esbenland as the news of the friendly take over by Esbenland reached them. Kim Young ill, the former great leader of North Korea has been ill for a longer period and therefore asked Esbenland to take over the leadership.
"Esbenland and DPRK share many of the same values and ideas, so this seemed like a natural solution" one DPRK offical said.

Esbenland plans to use the new region as test site for various nuclear, biological and chemical weapon systems.