Esbenland Welcomes New Region: North Korea!

Proud North Korean Workers Participating in an Spontaneous Demonstration for the Great Leader of Esbenland in Pyongyang, North Korea

PYONGYANG(EsbenInform) -The proud people of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) spontaneously went to the streets to show their happiness and affection for the great leader of Esbenland as the news of the friendly take over by Esbenland reached them. Kim Young ill, the former great leader of North Korea has been ill for a longer period and therefore asked Esbenland to take over the leadership.
"Esbenland and DPRK share many of the same values and ideas, so this seemed like a natural solution" one DPRK offical said.

Esbenland plans to use the new region as test site for various nuclear, biological and chemical weapon systems.